I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick...
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now....
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a...
Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you...
Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that...
Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Ye-ha! What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't...
Dive into the digital world with Tech Together, a series of community-led technology workshops designed to empower residents with the skills needed for the modern age. Whether you're looking to master the basics of computer use, understand internet safety, or explore the realms of coding and digital creativity, our friendly, approachable sessions have you covered....
Dive into the world of gardening with our Green Thumb Gathering! Whether you're a seasoned gardener or just getting started, this community event invites you to learn, share, and grow. Participate in workshops on sustainable gardening practices, plant swaps, and a community garden project that aims to beautify our neighborhood. It's a great opportunity to...
Join us for a day of creative expression and community bonding at our annual Harmony in the Park festival! Featuring local musicians, artists, and crafters, this event offers a platform for showcasing talent while fostering connections. From live performances to interactive art installations and workshops for all ages, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Bring...